It is funny what odd insights you can collect moving through this life. Sometimes you’re not even aware that you’ve learned something until you find yourself repeating a pattern of behaviour. If it’s a behaviour that’s useful I try and remember it. And so I collect what I consider my rules of the road.
That was how I discovered the rule of liver. You see when I was on the road and stopped into a restaurant, if I was considering having it I noticed that I would ask the person taking my order whether they liked liver themselves. If they shuddered and said no then I wrote it off as a bad gamble. However if they said yes I would ask them whether they would eat the liver as it was cooked here. It was amazing how often I was warned off. And just as amazing was that if they said it was good I was never disappointed. Nope, not once. And so was born one of my rules of the road. The one about liver.
Of course for some people liver has a different rule.
Lips that touch liver shall never touch mine.